3rd
Dino DNA!
I had one of the most horrible dreams of my whole life last night. I was walking through the woods with some unidentified friends when we suddenly came upon a cage holding a giant T-Rex. We had stumbled right into Jurassic Park! Next thing I know, we’re eating at the Jurassic Park restaurant, where tiny dino-eggs are a dino-delicacy. So I ordered them. When they came, they were the most disgusting things I had ever seen in my whole life. They were pulsating and oozing and cracking open. There were tiny squid-like organisms crawling around inside of them. I asked the people I was with if that was normal, and they told me not to be such a pussy. I hated being called a pussy, so I ate them… I ate almost all of them. Until I started feeling so nauseated I was crying. Suddenly I was in Zoe’s house and her dad was trying to make me feel better by cheering me up, but the best sense of humor in the world could not have quelled the parasites that were now taking over my body.
Then I woke up.
