Dec
11th
Thu
11th
I dreamt that I became a vampire and suddenly I don’t think vampires are that cool anymore. It was actually really sad. I met the man of my dreams and then remembered that I was a vampire, so I had to spend the rest of my life alone and eating frozen fish fillet. Somehow, in my wacked out dream, that was supposed to prevent me from drinking the blood of my true love.
As a matter of fact, I am feeling a little bloodthirsty this morning… maybe it wasn’t a dream at all.
